Hey Corey it’s Debrah!
im fucking cryiNG OH MY GOD???? THIS GUY FROM SHREK
IS CALLED LORD FARQUAAD RIGHT??? AND FARQUAAD SOUNDS A LOT LIKE FUCKWAD WHEN U SAY IT
HOW DID THAT ONE SLIP PAST
SAY IT WITH AN ENGLISH ACCENT
HOW DID WE NOT NOTICE THAT EARLIER
nom nom nom nom nom i am the night nom nom nom nom
… aaaand there’s the phrase I’m going to be muttering at my desk for the rest of the day.
That’s probably what I want to say, but let’s not offend people
Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.
A bomb factory.
who the fuck thought up the plot for this episode
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
me at my natural state
all i do is sit around and eat and be sad im basically a more annoying version of a plant
Sums me up pretty well
True facts about sloths [x]
Slow down world