Hey Corey it’s Debrah!

I didn’t know this was a thing I wanted, but oh man I wanted it.

supermegafoxyawesomehotnot:

teruteruhanamura:

im fucking cryiNG OH MY GOD???? THIS GUY FROM SHREK

IS CALLED LORD FARQUAAD RIGHT??? AND FARQUAAD SOUNDS A LOT LIKE FUCKWAD WHEN U SAY IT

LORD FUCKWAD

HOW DID THAT ONE SLIP PAST

SAY IT WITH AN ENGLISH ACCENT

HOW DID WE NOT NOTICE THAT EARLIER

gothiccharmschool:

nudiemuse:

nom nom nom nom nom i am the night nom nom nom nom

… aaaand there’s the phrase I’m going to be muttering at my desk for the rest of the day. 

ven0moth:

no iphone

That’s probably what I want to say, but let’s not offend people

osamah:

vaporheart-archive:

Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.

A bomb factory.

They’re bombs.

who the fuck thought up the plot for this episode

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

There is nothing to better describe my life. It is my biography in dialogue form.

thedukeoflions:

guntotinnerd:

Yeah this is true.

Literally me.

That’s totally Slate from Infinite.

ichigoflavor:

me at my natural state

sadillite:

all i do is sit around and eat and be sad im basically a more annoying version of a plant

Sums me up pretty well

Luigi was the original plank

True facts about sloths [x]

Slow down world